Clooney's Num-Num Fund

IT'S A GREAT DAY AT VON ICE ENTERPRISES

AS MR. L AND "THE BABY" ARE REUNITED...

Finally after a lonely month of separation, "The Dynamic Duo" is re-united. Media is on hand to capture the event. "The Baby" lends resident feline "T.I.M." his special "spy pen" (which he purchased on SkyMall) to take footage of the occasion. Incidentally, "T.I.M." will also be performing the "Moonwalk" as part of today's lineup of festivities. Cloon is being presented with a "Key to the City" for imposing better values on "The Baby" and returning him safely to Mr. L. Below is an excerpt of the media interview that takes place:

Cloon: Mr. L, you are looking quite reflective today. Do you have some thoughts you'd like to share with us all?

Mr. L: This event is cutting into my "Squirrel Patrol".

Cloon: Oh, yes, 'tis the season, isn't it? Well, please humor us for just a little while, then we'll let you get back to business. How is it to have "The Baby" back with you after the prolonged absence?

Mr. L: It's grrrrrrrrreat! I can't wait to take him for a spin in the backyard!

Cloon: So, let's settle this age old question, once and for all, shall we... "Does absence make the heart grow fonder" or is it "out of sight, out of mind"?

Mr. L: (Giving googly eyes to "The Baby" and responding in a deep Elvis voice...) Most definitely, my heart has grown fonder.

(The Audience oohs and ahhs and Cloon pounds his little paw for "order in the court")

Cloon: Now "Baby" what say you about your previous wild ways and your travels? Will you be able to settle down in the domestic life again?

"The Baby": Well, I have lots of good mockumentary footage from "the road", I need to catch up on some R&R, I have missed Mr. L tremendously, and we need to take our karaoke to another level if we're serious about going to Vegas with our Elvis impersonations, so Yes I can be part of the domestic scene for awhile.

Cloon: Well there you have it folks. By the way, "The Baby's" miniature Harley is on display in the living room of Von Ice Enterprises. I will be collecting toons for my "Adopt a Yak from Tibet" fund for anyone viewing the display.

AS MR. L GRABS "THE BABY" HIS FANCY SOUVENIR SOMBRERO FALLS TO THE FLOOR. HE RETURNS ONCE AGAIN TO THE DOG'S MOUTH ...

AND WAIT A MINUTE...LITTLE HORNS ARE EXPOSED...WHAT THE...

TO BE CONTINUED AT A LATER DATE....